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Oh my god...Nate? Where am I? Last thing I remember was...oh hell...Nate, are you out there?

[muffled cursing]

-No camera, no wallet, no money...

If this is some stupid joke-

[more muffled cursing]

HEY, IS ANYONE OUT THERE?